What we have learned from watching Commando
 

31. A medieval-style chain-mail chest plate is a useful piece of 20th century military equipment.
32. Between the balls is a very bad place to take a bullet.
33. If you exit a commercial airplane after takeoff, none of the flight attendants or other passengers will wonder what happened to you.
34. Opening the hatch to gain access to the landing gear won't set off any warnings in the cockpit, even in a pressurized airplane that's about to take off.
35. If a team of ex-soldiers is given new identities and relocated, most of them will be given lousy jobs (car salesman, fishing boat worker), but the leader gets a big house in the mountains.
36. If you're trying to find the ex-leader of a special military unit who's been hiding in the mountains, wait till a military helicopter flies to his house, then have your henchmen teleport there a few minutes later.
37. When the "good guy" is firing his weapon his accuracy increases as the difficulty of the shot increases.
38. When your plot includes the assassination of the leader of some foreign country and kidnapping a little girl you should wear low profile clothes, like chain mail, dog's chain on your neck, moustache and black leather pants.
39. When you're having sex in a motel room, you're not supposed to stop or get worried when you hear a gunshot and sounds of fighting in the next room.
40. A phone booth with a human being inside of it is lighter than you think.

41. When you reach into a woman's purse without looking you will always find a handy quarter to use for the pay phone.
42. When cops arrest a very muscular man breaking into a gun shop stealing every weapon he can get his hands on, they will not put handcuffs on him.
43. If you're a bad-guy with a suitcase full of cash in a mall, and a huge fight breaks out inside that you have nothing to do with you run out and start shooting anyway.
44. If you're pursued by the evil paramilitaries and run out of ammo go to the garden tool shed, because all the bad guys store their circular saw blades there.
45. To properly heat a two storey mansion near L.A. you need a boiler room that looks like a combined heat and power station.
46. If you get slashed across the stomach with a knife you don't bleed like a pig.
47. Upon investigating the crime scene of a surplus store robbery, no one will notice a large Cadillac convertible full of guns, rockets, knives, explosives and especially a person parked behind the store.
48. When your daughter's life is on the line and time is limited, be sure to carefully put on black war paint to camouflage yourself on a sub-tropical island.
49. Arnold can carry an entire tree by himself.
50. A Deer will always come up and eat food from your hand.

51. Arnold can rip a bolted seat right out of car with his bare hands.
52. Even though the bad guys have disabled your truck's engine, you can still drive it down a hill with exhaust fumes coming out the tailpipe.
53. A shotgun leaves perfect rows of 6 exit wounds on a man, even though he was shot during a gun battle where the shooter was rolling, jumping, flying and generally not stable.
54. After you've jumped from a plane's landing gear from about 200 feet in the air, you can still get up and sprint across an airport tarmac.
55. Arnold can cut through logs with one swing of his axe.
56. Soldiers in the distance will shoot randomly all over the place even though the only battle going on is a small one-man melee on the other side of the island.
57. A little inflatable boat doesn't sink when you put an array of machine guns & rocket launchers in it.
58. Your hands do not get burnt when you rip a steel door of a flaming furnace.
59. You can still use both your arms to beat the crap out of someone and rip a steel pipe from the wall even though you have just been shot in the shoulder.
60. If you have been shot in the arm, slashed with knifes, beaten up, shot with a tranquillizer and  also crashed into a pole with driving 50mph yet you can still walk carrying your daughter and get on a plane like nothing has happened.